Difference jokes
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.