Difference jokes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.