Difference jokes

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

What's the difference between a drill and a priest?

Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!

What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?

The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.