Difference jokes
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.