How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
