Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
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Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
What's The Difference Between A Nuclear Reactor And Your Step Sis? You Need To Use Protection For The Nuclear Reactor.
Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!
What’s the difference between a life and nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
A acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word nucular is part of a penis.
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops
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What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair
know the nuclear bombs of the world
🇷🇺🧨a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨“ww3”
🇬🇧🧨a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨what bomb
🇮🇷🧨just self defence
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever ; a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters😊
