Difference jokes
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.