Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
My crush: OMG my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness I am so sorry I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well I have a dog
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
someone dies
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
