How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
whats red and bad for your teeth:abrick
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
Me die
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
How did Stephen Hawking Die? Is PC overheated
