Die

Die jokes

Death

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

Orphan

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Memes

Time

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Suicide

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

Razor

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Mosquito

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

Abortion

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

iPhone

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

Disaster

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Smell

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Orphan

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.