Die jokes
My mom died.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Did yall know this?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."