Die jokes

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Of a bad internet connection.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

I love dccfffghyyhh.

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

How did Steven Hawking die?

He blew a fuse doing an update.

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.