Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
These jokes make me want to die.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
