Die Jokes

My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I 1 of triplets. I don't understand how funny rape jokes are and they don't just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die, so you are just wrong about that!

these jokes make me want to die

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures? Because they hate their lives and want to die.

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How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.

How did Steven hawlkins die

He blew a fuse doing an update

How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection

you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone

i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry

How did Stephen Hawking die

Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)

Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention

I love dccfffghyyhh

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing

Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap