ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
What’s the difference between Nelson mindella and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,
thats what happened to my dog
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
why did the mail man die
because everyone dies.
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
