Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
these jokes make me want to die
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
I love dccfffghyyhh
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
