I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
why did he die because God made a mistake and pressed ctrl Z
You really can't call Starlin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die
the one by die
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
like this if you have ever had a family member die
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate.......
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
So I’m not sure if it’s a joke but I thought it was funny. So imagine u try to die by shooting yourself but you sneeze and pull the trigger... idk about you but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf I wasn’t readyyyy
If I die delete my search history
why did stephen hawking die because i unpluged his life support to charge my phone
