How did Stephen hawking actually die
He lost wi- fi conection
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
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What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
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Why did Mr peanut die? His cane snapped.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
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When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
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-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
