Die jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂