Depression

PinkPanda

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Battery

Ellisha

Guess Stephens batteries died

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Dad

Mr Keith Matthews

I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11…

Allahu Akbar!

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Charger

Jeffery

Stephen Hawking didn’t die.

His charger broke.

Wet

Killstreak 12

It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head

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Boy

D

Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection

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Wife

Coderon

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password

Sister

Anonymous

3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can’t laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ‘‘this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don’t you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ‘‘What do you ca…’’ out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ‘‘Why are you laughing I haven’t even finished the joke yet’’? The blonde replies ‘’ I just got the first joke’’.

Power

Gissele

How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage

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Eating

Jybori

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.

Depression

Anonymous

An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can’t reach it so she calls her son for help a few minutes later son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- slips and noose chokes her to death

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Depression

Madison R.

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well

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Sadness

mustardgaz

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".

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Lettuce

Anonymous

I wanna die

Windows

2cool4school

What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune

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People

ImaJoke

“I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia”

Time

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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Last Word

Mr. Dark Joke

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Week

Funny but sad.

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad’s voice. Brad said I’ve got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you’re up to bat next.

Car

Anonymous

Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy’s spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming

Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy’s back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming

The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away

The son comes outside and steps on a crack

The dad then dies in a car crash