Didnt jokes
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.