Didnt jokes
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.