Didnt jokes
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.