Didnt jokes
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.