Didnt jokes
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎