Didnt jokes
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.