Di Jokes

When I died my friend said he'd cover me..

so my friend died i was at her casket i said ill see you on the other side so i went to the other side of the casket

My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days

what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏

hey prince i want to say don't di i love you

One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂

my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive

I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died

I was crying at school because my grandpa died my friends asked what was his last words I told them his last words were are you still holding the ladder

Stephen Hawkings died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord

my uncle died in 9/11. he was great pilot.

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"

there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!

So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Bin ladens relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 🤣🤣🤣