I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.đź’€
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
Where do you go when steveb hawkins dies?... Microsoft
What was Stephen Hawking last message before he died: server shutting down
Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
i will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
do emos get jelous when there phone dies
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
