Di jokes
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Memes
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!