Di

Di jokes

Chess

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

Digit

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

Memes

Kid

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Difference

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Emo

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Bridge

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

Death

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!