Di jokes

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Where do you go when food dies?

A fooderal.

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

The man who invented Velcro died.

RIP.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"