Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean the one I fucked died.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
I wish we could implant all parts because i could have used some car parts from Stephen hawking after he died.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
