Destruction jokes
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Jenga.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.