Destruction jokes
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
oh goody
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.