Destruction jokes
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣