Destruction jokes
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Should I burn heaven?
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Jenga.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.