Destruction jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Should I burn heaven?
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.