Destruction jokes
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."