Dessert jokes
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Pov: me at school
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"