Dessert jokes
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
That's caketasic!
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.