Dessert jokes
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
That's caketasic!
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.