Dessert jokes
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Memes
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
That's caketasic!
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."