Dessert

Dessert jokes

Color

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Batter

What does cake and baseball have in common?

They both need a batter.

Memes

Cake

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Homework

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

Meal

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Chocolate

Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.

It wasn't that funny.

So I just Snickered.

Cupcake

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Chocolate

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.