So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
That's caketasic!
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
