Dessert jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?

He was stuffed.

Why did the cow go to space?

To get ice cream!

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Ice cream is just like I scream.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!

Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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What did the fork say to the cake?

A: "I want a piece of you!"

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.