Dessert jokes
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E