Dessert

Dessert jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.

Chocolate

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

Cupcake

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

Momma

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Memes

Cake

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

Bear

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?

He was stuffed.

Poison

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

Piece

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Pussy

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?