Dessert jokes

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?

Octopie!

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?

He was stuffed.

What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?

Ice cream 🍨.

Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

Why did the cow go to space?

To get ice cream!

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.

I'm a recovering cake addict.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

Hey guys, it's cake time!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

Banana bread is cute.