What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Dessert Jokes
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Banana bread is cute.
I like pie.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
