Dessert jokes
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Memes
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Banana bread is cute.
I like pie.