Depression jokes
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?