Depression jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Worried I am dead.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.