How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
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I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression
Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
Can i die...
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
