Depression Jokes

My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.

It’s called Enditol.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

Orphans are depressed, hahaha.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.