Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
There's nothing else that can beat up dog
What's up dog?
Just my depression!
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call my sister
Suicidal
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning
i dont struggle with depression, im used to it
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".