Depression jokes
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."