Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Joke.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Your life can't be a joke, a joke has meaning.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Wanna come hang out with me?
