Depression Jokes

Me: Hey, how are you?

Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3

Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?

Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.

Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!

Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)

Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!

Me: Ok, and their names?

Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!

Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)

Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.

Me: Ok, see you soon! :3

Me now hates my life. :)

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

Scan my wrist for 75% off!

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

Can i die...

my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

What is a suicidal horny person's job?

A butcher.

Knock knock who’s there die die who? Me I want to die

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Friend: You ok, man?

Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...

Me :D

Depression :)