There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
idk if this is funny
my mom asked me if i was okay so i replied i will be an jumped out the window!
its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
I hate life and I'm gay
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five
It left him hanging
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
what do lesbains and turtles have in common they both choke on plastic
Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
