Depression jokes
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
Can I die?
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Depression :)
Me :D
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.