Depression jokes
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
My favorite joke is my life.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else…
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!