Depression jokes

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

Violence is never the answer:

It's the solution.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

Where do depressed people go to eat?

Suicide Sonic.

What's life if you don't have one...

Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?

He got to cut himself.

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It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Me :D

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

How can you save a depressed person from a tree?

You cut the rope.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Die.

Die who?

Me, I want to die.

Orphans are depressed, hahaha.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.

My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...