Depression Jokes

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression

Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands

If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza

What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five

He left him hanging

I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black

Scan my wrist for 75% off!!

my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

What do you call my sister

Suicidal

What is a suicidal horny persons job?

, a butcher

you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to

Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.

Depression :)

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.

aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Me :D