Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Sleep, but make it forever
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I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
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Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
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if gay means happy then i am now straight
my grandpa unplugged the AC so i unplugged his life support
Everyone in my class: I can't wait until have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job My friends: What's your dream job? Me: I'm going to die young :))
What do you a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
I wish i did't have depression because all my friends have BBC Bitch be crazy disease.
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
vilonce is never the awnser: it's the solution
