Depression

Depression jokes

Music

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Attention

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.

Chicken

Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

Because they get killed and eaten.

Will to live

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

Cow

Teacher: Describe a penguin.

Student: Black, white, beak.

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Suicide attempt

So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

Lamp

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Friend

I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.

Face

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

Life

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.