me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Knock Knock Who's there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees
So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.