Depression jokes

Violence is never the answer:

It's the solution.

You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

What's life if you don't have one...

I suffered The Great Depression.

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?

What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

They are both going to be hanging from a tree.

Why do people want to jump off buildings?

Because they want to become Superman.

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?

You tell them it's a leap of faith.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".