why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
my grandpa unplugged the AC so i unplugged his life support
Everyone in my class: I can't wait until have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job My friends: What's your dream job? Me: I'm going to die young :))
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
What do you a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad
--> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful
"Don't worry! Life goes on" "Yeah that's what's had me worried"
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE. ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
if gay means happy then i am now straight
So I met a boy and he said he would be happy to be a canibal because if we all we we could stop overpopulation and world hunger and I was like😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I wish i did't have depression because all my friends have BBC Bitch be crazy disease.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
vilonce is never the awnser: it's the solution
