Depression jokes

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

It's still depression, by the way.