Depression jokes
Ur mum.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
I laughed at my life so hard.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.