Depression jokes
Andrew Tate.
Evan
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.