Depression jokes
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Bruh.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
I laughed at my life so hard.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.