Depression Jokes

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.