Depression jokes
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Hi meccool.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.