Depression jokes

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.

Hi meccool.

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.

It left him hanging.

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.