Depression jokes

Why are Nepalese bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their king!

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

What is a suicidal horny person's job?

A butcher.

Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"

Me: "Nope."

Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."

Me: "You never said \"love\"".

Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"

Me: "Frick no."

My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."

So I stabbed him.

Now we wait...

What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.

Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.

Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.

ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.

Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.

Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.

These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.

The belt broke.

It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.

My fucking life, cya.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)