Depression jokes

Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.

The belt broke.

It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.

My fucking life, cya.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.