Depression

Depression jokes

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.