Depression jokes
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?