Depression jokes
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
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What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.