Depression jokes

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

What did the tree do to the emo?

He left him hanging.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

Violence is never the answer:

It's the solution.

Ethan Fennel

Wanna hear a joke? Me.

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.