Depression jokes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
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What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
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I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.