Depression jokes
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
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What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.