Depression

Depression jokes

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.