Depression

Depression Jokes

Glass

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Parent

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Mistake

Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?

Grandpa

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Suicide

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

Train

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Orphan

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Kid

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

High-five

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

Friend

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Friend

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

People

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.