Degree

Degree Jokes

Water

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

Guy

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

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  • Corner

    If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

    Room

    Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

    Sun

    Why didn't the sun go to college?

    Because it already had a million degrees!

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  • Corner

    How do you stay warm in a cold room?

    You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.

    Sun

    Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

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  • Corner

    Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

    Because it's 90 degrees.