So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
