What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
straight (DYM 26)
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
