Definition jokes
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
straight (DYM 26)
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"