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What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?

Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?

Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.

Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.

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    • There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

    Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

    Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

    Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.

    What is not the definition of prostitution?

    A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

    A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."

    The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

    I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

    Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

    Good

    Wise

    Enough

    Nice

    Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

    Grumpy

    Words

    Enough

    Nasty

    What's the definition of a bastard?

    Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

    Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

    When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

    What does "bitch" mean?

    Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"