Definition jokes
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then Iβve definitely shat myself.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
π΄π Horse meat.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
straight (DYM 26)
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Whatβs a gay personβs favorite book?
The dictionary.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Rape jokes arenβt funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, whatβs wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didnβt know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, βThatβs you!β (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, βSweetie, you were an accident. We didnβt mean to make you, but we still love you with everything weβve got.β
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.