Definition jokes
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
straight (DYM 26)
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.