Definition jokes
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.