A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, "how is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?" The 1st friend said, "well you see Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious? the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there's Joe with those 2 assholes."
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
What is the definition of hell city in the state of Michigan
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer😔
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages? 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 cocks of African-American men 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 🌭 🌭
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
What is the definition of polish sausage? 🐴 🍖 horse meat
Their are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
What is not the definition of prostitution a dumb blonde 🙃 that got 💵 money for 👶 🍼 🤱 baby sitting does it 🚲 cycle now?
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
What is the definition of clapped? Ur mum when i am in her bed
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house, he said he was confused because he didnt know what that is
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: a man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke abt, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This I sick!
When you want suicide, just say 'Allha hu Akbar', there will be a blast definitely.
What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
So one time I was looking up the definition of accident because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me, and points at the word and says, “That’s you!”(meaning that I was an accident) A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you. But we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
What is the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
