Death jokes
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
You are so ugly my man died.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.