What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Death Jokes
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
My dad killed Hitler.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
