Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Death Jokes
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
I love jumping off cliffs.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
