Why couldn't the dinosaur clap, THERE DEAD!
What do you do when a baby starts to cry. You use more lube
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
I'm Gay
What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
what's better then throwing dead babe's? catching them after with a pitch fork
What's the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:
Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it
( I would never do dat though I love pupies )
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Roses are red,My friend is choking.That supid bitch shouldnt have eaten my muffin.
*sing in music lesson* i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.
Why Am I Happy? I'm Dead
Roses are red your mother has said come back again and you'll be dead
funny thing is dead women can't say no.....
What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
Sad life goes joke mom
