What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
Gvido gubis
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma? I cried when I cut up the onions
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
A dead Russian is trumps accountant
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like