What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you do when your cat’s dead?
Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.
Man: Doctor where are you taking me Doctor: to the morgue Man: but I’m not dead yet Doctor: are we there yet
why cant kobe go shopping?..... hes dead
God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
Steven hawkings not dead he is just in airplane mode
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do you call an Orphan living with ghosts?
Him and his dead family. :(:
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood. Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
