Why is the Reaper not funny at all? Well, he tells dead jokes!
What hood do zombies come from? Dead Ends
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk."
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)
What's the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
Im dead😂💀💀
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :( How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:( How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
