Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie
a dead person does not walkie or talkie
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
become a anti furry for free kfc and dead orphans in your bassment
What do you call it when an orphan goes to panera bread Panera, My parents are dead
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop
