Dead Jokes

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Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?

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What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets

You dad has a huge PP.

i go 7u7 I sad i go 7u7 get rick and rolled my son

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...

i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon

what’s the difference between a lamborghini and a dead body? i don’t have a lamborghini in my garage.

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

When I grow up I wanna be like lil peep...

Dead

My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead

A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.