I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
He's not really dead, his update failed.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
