I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a dad without a dad joke, Dead.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I ate a man because he was dead!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
