Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
What do you call a dad without a dad joke, Dead.
Q.Which game does necro like the most
Into the dead part 1
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
what is somthing that makes you wish you were dead and rips your skin off and is small and can wear you out in two seconds and betray you in any way posible and can eat you alive.kid's
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
I ATE A MAN BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Russian twists into a ditch dead!
Capital extra is a radio station! Capitol extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
Boiled ham us what you call a dead Russian
